I don't have much to say, but sometimes things happen in my life that make me think, if I ever write a book about motherhood, I am going to use that for a title. So here are a few of them:
Saving Scrapbook Pages from Poopy Fingers: Tales from a Mother with Toddlers
There are Better Things to do with Quarters than Shoving Them in Your Diaper
Don't Use that Fork for Eating, I Saw Where You Just Put It: Strange Things You Say When You Become a Mom
Would it be Possible for You to Pee on the Floor Again Today? (A book about potty training, I think)
When I asked You to Clean up the Mess You Made, I didn't Mean that you had to Eat it
If I have to Vacuum up Another Box of Cereal, I Think I'll Go Insane
I Should Have Bought Stock in Fruit Snacks: Things I Wish I'd Known Before Becoming a Mother
Okay, that's it. Can you add any?
7 comments:
"No, I Wasn't Sleeping. It's Okay To Interrupt Me While My Eyes Are Closed."
that's the best I can do w/ no kids but really, that's my book title so you can't have it :)
You are hilarious. That makes me happy!
"Let's Run Wild, Mom's on the Phone!"
"Not Me: The Child We Never Knew"
I like yours better.
LOL! Those are freaking hilarious!
How about, "What Is That Smell? A Beginner's Guide to Cleaning Out a Mini-Van"
I think my favorite one is the fork.
Big House, Little Mom
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