Here is something funny I found in our kitchen the other day:

Looks like E just stepped out of his socks and took off!

Also, I found myself saying this yesterday:

"Only poo-poo, pee-pee, and paper go in the toilet. And sometimes vomit. But never spoons or forks or hands. And we certainly never put a fork in our mouth that has been in the toilet!"

I am living with irrational people (aka toddlers) who need these kind of reminders.